you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Why not fall in love?


I got shit to do


so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

Drag ha, Nicole


*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

Expectation is the root of all heartache.
Shakespeare (via riverphoenyx)

Today’s Gender of the day is: Carnivorous plant


Today’s Gender of the day is: Carnivorous plant


straight boy: you’re a bitch

me: yes and?


"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

Аbandoned houses

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill


Big Sur, California - Camping here was easily the most beautiful part of our road trip